Clichés are so lame. Overused phrases rarely advance a conversation or communicate anything to the irritated recipient.
Everyone is familiar of sports interview clichés like “at the end of the day,” “it is what it is,” and other lazy language that clutters up post-game interviews. Well, in the sport of marketing there is plenty of meaningless banter that we at ABC promise never to use – or blog about – again.
1) Think outside the box.
Any creative work worth a damn better be, so there’s no need to say it. By definition, creativity requires us to stretch our brains to capacity, taking invisible and incongruous thoughts then pulling them together to actually make something. If anything, think inside the box when you need a place to put bad ideas. Then bury that box.
2) Move the needle.
As a borderline millennial, I have no idea what this even references. A seismograph? A speedometer? A record player? It sure has a similar effect to a screeching record skip when I hear it. It’s apparently an old-timey way of saying something that will influence people en masse. Let’s just call it advertising then.
3) Make it POP!
C’mon, give it some pizzazz. Got to have that “wow” factor. No, no and no. This is a surefire way to really peeve production and might get you popped in the nose by a designer or two. Pop, pizzazz, wow factor and the like are not art direction terms and never will be.
We just picked a few to make fun of here, so tell us which marketing phrases make you twitch in the comments below.